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It appears life has taken a strange turn ever since you started that company, you know, the one that turns beanie babies into AI powered personal assistants. Everyone thought you were crazy, rightfully so. But obviously people didn’t catch on to your brilliant insight that nothing is more adorable than a small stuffed AI powered bear ordering things for you off Amazon.
Anyways, the business took off and you’re filthy rich. So rich you need your own airport to store all your private jets. So rich you order extra guacamole on top of everything (really, everything). And of course, you need a comfy luxurious headquarters where you can contemplate how rich and cool you are. I can think of no better location for this sort of introspection than this luxury Downtown Houston apartment. Yes, the one with the wine fridge and rainfall shower heads. Nothing says success like rainfall shower heads.
Elegant quartz countertops with waterfall edge
Custom wood 48″ cabinetry with soft close
Stainless steel farmhouse sinks
Stainless steel KitchenAid® appliance package with convection oven and microwave
Boutique custom bathroom cabinetry
10’ – 11’ ceiling options
Wine refrigerators with 46-bottle capacity
Oversized soaking tubs
Separate walk-in showers with rainfall showerheads
Energy saving washers and dryers
Powder rooms for guest use
Oversized historic windows
Internet speeds up to 100 Mbps
Heated resort-style pool
Upscale restaurant on premises
Social lounge with demonstration kitchen
State-of-the-art fitness center with on-demand cardio/spin
Private media/theater room
On-site golf simulator
Resident conference room
Pet friendly with covered dog run and pet washing station
Gourmet coffee and snack bar
Rooftop sky terrace with outdoor fireplace
Additional club room with poker table, darts, pool table and ping pong
Outdoor kitchen and gas grills