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Spacious Open Floor Plans
10- to 14-Foot Ceilings
LEED Certified Building
Large Walk-In Closets
Whirlpool Stainless Steel Appliances
Mobile Concierge System
Garden Tubs and/or Stand-Up Showers
Garages and Climate Control Storages Available
Built-In Organizer Systems in Bedroom Closets
Deep, Single-Basin Stainless Steel Kitchen Sinks
Espresso Cabinets with Glass Fronts
Attached Parking Garage
Large, Wrap-Around Balconies
Picturesque Views of Downtown
Controlled Access Community
Fitness Center with Pilates/Yoga Room & Well Beats Fitness
Outdoor Kitchen and Grills
Five Outdoor Eating Areas with Lushly Landscaped Courtyards
Four Spacious Study Rooms
Spray Tan Room
Clubhouse and Lounge Area
Pool For Laps and Lounging
Electronic Vehicle Charging Stations
Large Pet Park Area (with dog run and pet washing station)
Two Conference Rooms
Outdoor Terrace Room
Covered Mail Room Area
Dry Cleaning Lockers